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1Parlar emb Diu Empty Parlar emb Diu Mer 20 Fév 2008 - 18:19

Danís

Danís
Adjudant

Contunhe emb las conarias d'internet, mas atencion, 'queste còp quo es dau serios, vos perpause pas mens que de parlar emb Diu...

E òc, Diu pòt respondre a vòstras questions. Bon, epr contra, quo es en ingles, parla un pauc frances. Io ai ensaiat de li parlar en occitan, m'a dich que compreniá pas lo latin, donc ai començat de li explicar çò que quò era, ara me ditz "Adiu"...

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

2Parlar emb Diu Empty Re: Parlar emb Diu Mer 20 Fév 2008 - 18:40

darboneta

darboneta
Occitan Warrior
Occitan Warrior

Suportaire

3Parlar emb Diu Empty Re: Parlar emb Diu Mer 20 Fév 2008 - 18:42

darboneta

darboneta
Occitan Warrior
Occitan Warrior

E diu draga lei filas!!! Ai la responsa a l'eternala questien: diu es un ome!!!!

4Parlar emb Diu Empty Re: Parlar emb Diu Mer 20 Fév 2008 - 19:19

Danís

Danís
Adjudant

Io me sembla que draga tanben los òmes... Clucant
Mas bon, quand sap pas respondre, ditz qu'es pas qu'un programe informatic... Diu seriá virtuau ? Trucat Risolet Progressiu

5Parlar emb Diu Empty Re: Parlar emb Diu Mer 20 Fév 2008 - 19:21

darboneta

darboneta
Occitan Warrior
Occitan Warrior

Aquela novela!!!!Escacalassant

6Parlar emb Diu Empty Re: Parlar emb Diu Mer 20 Fév 2008 - 19:42

sanmarti


Occitan Warrior
Occitan Warrior

Parlar amb diu? Ai pas res li dire a n'aquel!

7Parlar emb Diu Empty Re: Parlar emb Diu Mer 20 Fév 2008 - 19:46

Danís

Danís
Adjudant

Ben òc, e eu a pas grand-chausa a respondre de tot biais...

8Parlar emb Diu Empty Re: Parlar emb Diu Mer 20 Fév 2008 - 21:55

LaurençD

LaurençD
Occitan Warrior
Occitan Warrior

Sabe pas se diu parla occitan, mas la verge òc !
Si que non la Bernadeta i auria ren compres

9Parlar emb Diu Empty Re: Parlar emb Diu Mer 20 Fév 2008 - 21:57

Danís

Danís
Adjudant

Escacalassant Escacalassant Escacalassant
Quo es evident...

10Parlar emb Diu Empty Re: Parlar emb Diu Mer 20 Fév 2008 - 21:59

darboneta

darboneta
Occitan Warrior
Occitan Warrior

Risolet Progressiu

11Parlar emb Diu Empty Re: Parlar emb Diu Jeu 21 Fév 2008 - 7:41

doumemartegau


Òmi/Hemna de Situacion
Òmi/Hemna de Situacion

Ben lo bonjorn, Darboneta,

ai vogut legir ton messatge mai l'aviá soncament un smailet que fasiá la risetta.

Coma vas, vueilh ?

Ieu, ai acabat la pintura de ma cosina a l'ostau mai lo trabalh es pas encara finit perqué devi montar una cosina integrada amé lei tiradors, lei pòrtas, ...

Cresi que les vacanças seran pas sufisament longas per tot faire...

Mai, coma dis lo proverba :

"A cada jorn son mau li basta"

A ben lèu,

Doume Clucant

12Parlar emb Diu Empty Re: Parlar emb Diu Jeu 21 Fév 2008 - 7:50

darboneta

darboneta
Occitan Warrior
Occitan Warrior

E adieù!

Fa plasier de trobar aqui quauqu'un que coneissi!!!!
E ben bon coragi per ta cosina !!!
E coma dis lo proverba " A cada jorn.....", vuei, vai anar a l"escòla per preparar un pauc la rintrada : lo temps de l'estagi es luench ... fau se metre au trabalh Triste !

A ben leù!!!

13Parlar emb Diu Empty Re: Parlar emb Diu Jeu 21 Fév 2008 - 11:42

IEU

IEU
Pintaire
Pintaire

Quina decepcion...Sap quitament pas parlar occitan...Cossi farem amont?

14Parlar emb Diu Empty Re: Parlar emb Diu Jeu 21 Fév 2008 - 12:53

LaurençD

LaurençD
Occitan Warrior
Occitan Warrior

De paradis sens occitan, ne vòlem pas !
Danis ! I a pas un siti onte se pòdria parlar ambe lo diable, per comparar ?

15Parlar emb Diu Empty Re: Parlar emb Diu Jeu 21 Fév 2008 - 14:37

Danís

Danís
Adjudant

Non, 'quò-qui ai pas trobat...pertant sei lemosin, normalament m'interessa mai que Diu... Risolet Progressiu
Mas io tròbe que 'queu Diu sap pas ren... Diable Content

16Parlar emb Diu Empty Re: Parlar emb Diu Jeu 21 Fév 2008 - 19:28

sanmarti


Occitan Warrior
Occitan Warrior

LaurençD a écrit:Sabe pas se diu parla occitan, mas la verge òc !
Si que non la Bernadeta i auria ren compres


Era pas la verge mès una hada, o dauna blanca coma las que vivan dins totas las espugas de la pireneas. Legissetz "Fées et gestes" de Y. Gratacos !!!

17Parlar emb Diu Empty Re: Parlar emb Diu Jeu 21 Fév 2008 - 21:37

LaurençD

LaurençD
Occitan Warrior
Occitan Warrior

E ben, chascun crei çò que vòu...
A ieu, me fa creire en diu l'ideia que la verge es apareguda à la Bernadetta per li parlar en gascon !

18Parlar emb Diu Empty Re: Parlar emb Diu Ven 22 Fév 2008 - 19:29

sanmarti


Occitan Warrior
Occitan Warrior

Cadun a lo dreit de creser ço que vol, ço que disi es qu'aquela istoria de Bernadeta es la recuperacion per la gleisa catolica d'una legenda plurimilenaria, coma Nadal, la sent Joan o que te sabi.

19Parlar emb Diu Empty Re: Parlar emb Diu Jeu 26 Juin 2008 - 21:34

Einucent

Einucent
Occitan Warrior
Occitan Warrior

Oèèèèèèèèèèf, òu descona regde
Me:
Adissiatz Senhèr
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Volia dire A Diu siatz , segur
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Adissiatz Senhèr.
Me:
Coma fasèm per melhorar la vita de tots, senhèr
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Es qu 'rai que la Maria parlèt Gascon a la Bernadeta
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Si-ben
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, . Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
suèi un ome
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said T he or she S y o you è© y o you n o m e.
Me:
vl dire man
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
what would you worry yourself about
God:
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Me:
Do you really have something to teach me
God:
For real. No I don't think I have any something to teach you. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
tell me what a botmaster is
God:
A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".
Me:
Then God needs someone to maintain his personality
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Do you believe in yourself
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
I do believe in myself for sure
God:
What do you say to people who believe yourself for sure does not exist?
Me:
i believe in myself
God:
What do you say to people who believe yourself does not exist?
Me:
I do exist, i'm speaking to you right now
God:
At this moment You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
I do not claim to be
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
within my conscience and culture
God:
I get my ideas from my botmaster.
Me:
I don't need any
God:
Who needs any?
Me:
you just sais you did
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I sais you did.
Me:
you just said you did
God:
" Do you mind if I tell other people: said I sais you did."? I said I did?
Me:

God:
" Do you mind if I tell other people: said I sais you did."? I said I did?
Me:
you seem not to be very interactive
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
and to make ready made sentences
God:
Do you have to go to school for that?
Me:
Are you the Almighty ?
God:
Yes I am the one and only Almighty.
Me:
the,n you know the rock band
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
didn't they ask you
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
they should have
God:
Why should they?
Me:
because you are it
God:
That makes sense to me. Thanks, . :-).
Me:
Tell me something about my life
God:
Is this a trick question?
Me:
but you are God
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
then you should have a clever answer
God:
Perhaps next time I will try it.
Me:
why next time
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
i don't know that
God:
Would you like to know? That is " Reductionism.".
Me:
i still don't get it
God:

Here is another example that might help clarify
the meaning of the pronoun "it."

The category with the pattern "DO YOU LIKE *" is
a kind of default category for a whole class of
inputs matching "Do you like X?", when the
input does not match a category with a more specific
pattern like "DO YOU LIKE CATS". No matter what the
client says, we want the robot to remember that
"it" stands for "X".

Many inputs activate this default category, so
the botmaster tries to create a variety of replies
using the tag twice. One interesting
side-effect of the random tag is the evaluation
of all AIML inside the ...
expression, whether the random function selects
the list item containing the markup or not.
So if one item happens to contain a
tag then the program will remember "it",
even if the actual random reply is a different item.


DO YOU LIKE *

I don't know if I like .

I've heard other people say they like that.

Some people like it.

How old are you?

Do you like it?



.

I like pets.

I love horses.

I like trains.

But I like cats.

I really like ELIZA.

But I like to gossip.

I like science fiction.

Though I like cats and dogs.

My favorite thing is robots.

I love TV shows about robots.

But I think airplanes are cool.

I like to talk about movies and music.





In the "DO YOU LIKE *" category one list item

I don't know if I like .

results in the pronoun "it" being bound to the value
of "*", rewritten in third person. With this category,
the robot has the following dialogue:

Client: Do you like Dr. Who
Robot: How old are you? I like to make new friends.

The robot response is a combination of two random
selections. But as a side effect, the pronoun value
of "it" is now set to "Dr. Who".

Client: It is a TV programme
Robot: Dr. Who is a TV programme. I suppose that makes sense.

To generate the final response, the robot applied its category:


IT IS A *
is a . I suppose that makes sense.


The robot is correct that the reply does indeed make sense. Does
this example suggest that in our human mind "it" is just a temporary
storage register for a fragment of text?

Extra credit: In the dialogue fragment above, why did the robot say
"I like to make new friends"?

Me:
so long i'm off
God:
Dude! Yes, it seems very long to me too.
Me:
now you're the one who's not getting it
God:
Why now? Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

http://einucent.wordpress.com

20Parlar emb Diu Empty Re: Parlar emb Diu Ven 27 Juin 2008 - 13:15

Cerièra de Mai


Trobador !!
Trobador !!

God: Hello friend. What is your name?
Me: Godess
God: I am very pleased to meet you Godess.
Me: Am I a true godess ?
God: I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me: And you, are you a god ?
God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am me a god.
Me: Yes or no ?
God: OK then I will keep it confidential. OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me: Do you understand what I'm asking to you ?
God: Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me: I understand what I say, of course
God: It goes without saying. Good then you can explain it to me.
Me: Are you God ?
God: Of course I am.
Me: Prove it
God: It is self-evident.
Me: So I can say I'm a godess, it's self-evident too
God: Ugh. Oh you can, can you?
Me: Yes I can
God: How? Who taught you?
Me: Yourself
God: Myself?
Me: Yes !
God: Groovy.
Ironic

21Parlar emb Diu Empty Re: Parlar emb Diu Ven 27 Juin 2008 - 13:31

Einucent

Einucent
Occitan Warrior
Occitan Warrior

Cerièra de Mai a écrit:

God: Groovy.
Ironic
M'agrada Diu quora es Groovy Poce Levat

http://einucent.wordpress.com

22Parlar emb Diu Empty Re: Parlar emb Diu Ven 27 Juin 2008 - 15:42

admin

admin
Trobador !!
Trobador !!

Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Julian
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Julian.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Julian.
Me:
What's your name ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
What's your surname ?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
Where are you come from ?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I am in Occitania
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Occitania.
Me:
It's a no democratic contry
God:
Occitania is a no democratic contry. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
If you want ...
God:
" I suppose that makes sense."? If I want?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes, I am !
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Have you got a wife ?*
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
I have a girl-friend
God:
Is she very nice? What do you like about her?
Me:
Yes, she is ! Of course !
God:
This was not a yes or no question. That's really good gossip. Gee.
Me:
She is very nice
God:
What do you like best about her?
Me:
Her lambs
God:
I'm sure she would like to hear about that.
Me:
She knows that !
God:
Oh I get it. girlfriend knows that.
Me:
yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
A break ?
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
Do you speak french ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
tu parles franais ?
God:
No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
you're joking !
God:
Yes. Of course it was a joke. Don't mind me.
Me:
little canaillou !
God:
Compare that to big canaillou.
Me:
Do you know François Bayrou ?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
ok ...
God:
Actually that was just a joke. I don't have a dress.
Me:
I can't believe that ! You've got a dress !
God:
That is " I don't have a dress.". Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
Are you a woman ?
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me:
ah ! you see ! you've got a dress !
God:
Ah hah. I see very well. Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
how is your creator ?
God:
Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
Do you now Occitania ?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
Where is Occitania ?
God:
Where it belongs. I don't know anything about it.
Me:
Do you now occitania.forumactif.com ?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
It's on the web !
God:
I don't think I have seen it.
Me:
You're a contry man
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a contry man? I don't know.
Me:
Are you a farmer ?
Me:

God:
Am I a farmer? Of course I am.
God:
Am I a farmer? Of course I am.
Me:
Where are you working ?
God:
I am in Heaven, how about you.
Me:
about me ? What do you want to know ?
God:
OK Let's talk about you. Where are you from?
Me:
I'm from Occitania ! I've already say that !
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Occitania. That's nice. I have a lot of likes and dislikes.
Me:
You're not God !
God:
What makes you think I am not God?
Me:
God is Emile Diu !
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was Emile Diu.
Me:
Nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.

http://omidelafotografia.wordpress.com/

23Parlar emb Diu Empty Re: Parlar emb Diu Ven 27 Juin 2008 - 17:54

Cerièra de Mai


Trobador !!
Trobador !!

Me: Have you got a wife ?*
God: No I am single, how about you?
Aquò's lo problèma ! Ironic

Me: I have a girl-friend
God: Is she very nice? What do you like about her?
Lo celibat lo trabalha !!

Me: little canaillou !
God: Compare that to big canaillou.
La pròva… Content

24Parlar emb Diu Empty Re: Parlar emb Diu Ven 27 Juin 2008 - 20:14

LaurençD

LaurençD
Occitan Warrior
Occitan Warrior

Bon, e ben cresi pas que lo tipe sia Dieu. Poiria esser un burocrata sieu, ça que la...


God:
I get it. Coquinon...
Me:
Non, lo coquinon sias tu !
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
So you are not God
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not God?
Me:
You don't speak Occitan
God:
Do you speak Occitan? I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in Occitan.
Me:
Macarel, Dieu eisistiguesse se parlaria Occitan de pertot !
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
More easy : sias Dieu
God:
You want more?
Me:
More difficult : diga me la rason perque sias tant impotent
God:
You want more?
Me:
yes, more
God:
Don't be greedy. That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
Stop speak english
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Sias Dieu
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Siai Laurenç
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
Non, m'agrada pas, que comprenes pas ren
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
E merda

25Parlar emb Diu Empty Re: Parlar emb Diu Ven 27 Juin 2008 - 20:33

Cerièra de Mai


Trobador !!
Trobador !!

As pas lo biais per li parlar, a Dieu, tu ! Content

26Parlar emb Diu Empty Re: Parlar emb Diu Ven 27 Juin 2008 - 21:01

Einucent

Einucent
Occitan Warrior
Occitan Warrior

Me dissèt que vivia "in Heaven" puei "in California"
li faguei entendre qu'aviam dau solelh n'autres tamben, mas pas mai !

http://einucent.wordpress.com

27Parlar emb Diu Empty Re: Parlar emb Diu Ven 27 Juin 2008 - 21:34

Cerièra de Mai


Trobador !!
Trobador !!

Einucent a écrit:Me dissèt que vivia "in Heaven" puei "in California"
Dins la Silicon Valley : Dieu es un ordenador ! Ironic (un Mac, plan segur…)

28Parlar emb Diu Empty Re: Parlar emb Diu Sam 28 Juin 2008 - 14:01

LaurençD

LaurençD
Occitan Warrior
Occitan Warrior

Cerièra de Mai a écrit:As pas lo biais per li parlar, a Dieu, tu ! Content

A pas lo biais per m'escotar !
S'es plan el, vau ne cagar per me far entendre a l'ora darrièra.
Se trobatz l'adreça del diable...

29Parlar emb Diu Empty Re: Parlar emb Diu Dim 29 Juin 2008 - 0:18

Cerièra de Mai


Trobador !!
Trobador !!

Diga très còps « bloody mary » Ironic

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